dirty captions for instagram

 dirty captions for instagram

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Best dirty captions
  • Without nipples, boobs would be pointless.
  • I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?
  • Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it’s wide use 3 fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.
  • What did right boob say to the left one – you are my “breast friend.”
  • Smile… it’s the second best thing to do with your lips.
  • What do the Chinese call a 69? Twocanchew!
  • If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are bitextual.
  • Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.
  • Triple in the last 5 minutes!!!
  • I am not Virgin my life FCUK me everyday.
  • I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes.
  • If abortion is murder then are condoms kidnapping!
  • Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends.
  • Why is bra singular and panties plural?
  • Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls just make you FEEL like you are in Heaven.
  • There are 70 ways to keep a man happy. One is Alcohol..! The rest is 69…..!
  • You can’t be the top dog if you act like a pussy!
  • I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.
  • Don’t call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.
  • Smile if you just had a naughty thought… yep, you just smiled!
  • Woman without curves is like a road without bends…. You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell.
  • I hate how chocolate immediately melt on my fingers. I mean.. am I that hot?
  • Girls dont dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked all the time.
  • In a cramped bus. Lady: Something of yours is touching me. Man: Oh! That’s… that’s just my salary in my pocket. Lady: Did your salary just triple in the last 5 minutes?
  • Nowadays, legs spread quicker than rumors.

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