witty captions for instagram

 witty captions for instagram

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Best witty captions
  • “A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward.”– Franklin D. Roosevelt
  • “A grieving woman could sit alone on a jetty in the early morning. But not with a book in her hands.”– Pia Juul
  • “A painting is worth a thousand confused art-gallery visitors.”– Ljupka Cvetanova
  • “A person is wise if he listens to millions of advice and doesn’t implement any of it.”– Michael Bassey Johnson
  • “A person with a sharp tongue will eventually cut themselves.”– J. Robson Koenig
  • “A skunk is better company than a person who prides himself on being ‘frank’.”– Robert Heinlein
  • “A true friend is someone who is there for you when he’d rather be anywhere else.”– Len Wein
  • “A true friend overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!”– Doug Larson

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